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Katie_xoxo
  • Town/Country : las vegas, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 170
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Katie_xoxo : I rely on myself just making sure that was clear I'm not in need of your crutches
I face all my face fears and I want what I knew I could have
life is not a monster make the best of what you have.

Don't Take Life For Granted, Live It Up!

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Today, I got fired from my recently acquired job at a doctor's office because I don't "agree with family values". The way I'm disrespecting their "family values"? I'm gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43590) - you deserved it (19997)

On 09/20/2010 at 10:33am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25725) - you deserved it (4756)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)



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