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KatieMajestic
  • Town/Country : Candy Kingdom, Ooo
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 481
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About KatieMajestic : I'm a majestic gamer

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Today, I am taking a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML

#15416169
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32856) - you deserved it (2674)

On 03/21/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

#14510497
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7269) - you deserved it (49864)

On 01/08/2011 at 5:05pm - money - by qx5 - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

#14270969
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21184) - you deserved it (5736)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:51am - work - by embarrassed - United States

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

#14222571
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27911) - you deserved it (3830)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML

#14159700
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22911) - you deserved it (4017)

On 12/10/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML

#13636606
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25308) - you deserved it (11261)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)

Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML

#8807543
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28137) - you deserved it (2130)

On 03/03/2010 at 8:26pm - love - by WhiteLiar (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. I started putting my arm around her, when I hit her in the face. FML

#8340004
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9813) - you deserved it (20479)

On 02/16/2010 at 2:28pm - love - by soomeone - United States (California)

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

#7884126
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23696) - you deserved it (2423)

On 02/04/2010 at 7:47pm - kids - by luciaspiano (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML

#7139398
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8720) - you deserved it (20373)

On 01/04/2010 at 2:01am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

#6761205
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13866) - you deserved it (20942)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at work, I was picking up paper in the bathroom. In one stall I saw what I thought was a wadded piece of the brown paper to dry your hands. It wasn't until I realized it was sticking to my bare hand that I realized it was feces. Human feces. FML

#6439619
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23355) - you deserved it (12762)

On 11/24/2009 at 8:00pm - misc - by Oddity_C - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on the job as an ambulance driver, I got a call about a man who claimed he'd had a heart attack. When I got to the house, it turned out the man was fine. I did however manage to hit a dog on the way there in fear of the man dying. FML

#5207725
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33323) - you deserved it (4461)

On 09/12/2009 at 2:35pm - animals - by ambulancedriver (man) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today, I finished moving out of my apartment and decided to clean the fridge before I left. I pulled out a drawer that I never used and was shocked to find a moldy, rotten, decayed watermelon. I remembered that I had bought a watermelon the first week I moved into the apartment. Four years ago. FML

#4922753
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7089) - you deserved it (53502)

On 08/30/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by rydawg79 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

#4880765
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45524) - you deserved it (1982)

On 08/28/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by wtfman101 (man) - United States (California)



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