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KatieMajestic
  • Town/Country : Candy Kingdom, Ooo
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 467
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About KatieMajestic : I'm a majestic gamer

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Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

#20079438
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26986) - you deserved it (2820)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm - love - by Shame (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML

#20078695
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6160) - you deserved it (26571)

On 09/19/2012 at 12:14am - misc - by unaware - United States (Ohio)

Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML

#19954177
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17671) - you deserved it (5570)

On 07/18/2012 at 10:41am - work - by butterball (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML

#19750799
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7595) - you deserved it (29829)

On 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm - health - by sh3n-D (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML

#19584469
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14702) - you deserved it (3487)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by fock (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19158) - you deserved it (4206)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

#18098889
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19877) - you deserved it (9243)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by ricksterile - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

#17634185
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26514) - you deserved it (4012)

On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was supposed to catch a ride with a friend and go to Warped Tour with her. She called at the last minute to say she was sick, so I told her we didn't have to go. I just got a text saying she just got pictures and autographs with the band I especially wanted to see. FML

#17442115
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30681) - you deserved it (2872)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by brittgreen (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

#17338822
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20420) - you deserved it (2160)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:43am - work - by Username - Australia

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39279) - you deserved it (2677)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML

#16439169
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9073) - you deserved it (41695)

On 05/31/2011 at 6:35pm - love - by bfall74 - Canada

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26488) - you deserved it (14540)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

Today, my friend called me at work to tell me that someone had hit my motorcycle and that it was in pretty bad shape. I chuckled and waited for the "April fools" that would follow. A picture of my wrecked bike came instead. FML

#15589455
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31568) - you deserved it (3114)

On 04/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)



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