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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1436
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kateyez_26 : 24 yr old Born and raised in buffalo NY, currently living in SoCal. Trying to get into modeling and yes all pics of me you see are real and are not photo shopped in any way. I'm very adventurous and love being outdoors. I love biking, hiking, camping, fishing, swimming, clubbing, food, road trips, playing video games, chillin with my jack russell and laughing. I work in a warehouse not very fun but work is work. I have a very low tolerance to bullshit....Anything you wanna know just ask XOXO

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Today, after 10 months of hard work, it was the opening night of the show I was directing. Everybody loved it, except my mother. She called it the worst thing she'd ever seen. Thanks for the support, mum. FML

#21065609
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35494) - you deserved it (3018)

On 02/19/2014 at 4:33pm - work - by Disappointed (woman) - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

#21063397
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42232) - you deserved it (6315)

On 02/17/2014 at 1:28pm - love - by kj1 (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

#21057121
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47601) - you deserved it (8056)

On 02/11/2014 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML

#21055376
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41313) - you deserved it (5053)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

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195 comments

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On 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm - misc - by tigerisabelle (woman) -

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML

#21049461
97 comments

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On 02/03/2014 at 4:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, in revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego in my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. 5ML

#21038562
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41366) - you deserved it (8170)

On 01/24/2014 at 6:10pm - kids - by limping (man) - Canada

Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML

#21037837
215 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 12:28am - misc - by Estee1024 - United States (California)

Today, and for the past week, my dog started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think my mom is starting to suspect. FML

#21037288
121 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by fappy dog - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

#21037094
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36769) - you deserved it (3498)

On 01/23/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by Hairy_Potter (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I realized that if you are dreaming that you have diarrhea, you probably have diarrhea. FML

#21030771
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43482) - you deserved it (4001)

On 01/17/2014 at 11:24am - health - by crap - United States (Ohio)

Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML

#21023843
90 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by lukas (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

#21020358
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49470) - you deserved it (9347)

On 01/07/2014 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by owl + bungee cord (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was verbally abused by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in my country can speak "proper English". We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML

#21009563
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39327) - you deserved it (4014)

On 12/29/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by Kayak (man) - United Kingdom



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