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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Kateh69's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/18/2014 at 6:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by infinitegrace / 12/24/2013 at 4:46pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML
by abc123 / 12/16/2013 at 11:44am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by goodgrief / 10/30/2013 at 2:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Lilly / 10/02/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by -___- / 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were discussing sports injuries, and I mentioned that I pulled a muscle in my crotch last year. He snorted and called me a clueless idiot because according to him, "girls don't have crotches". He's a med student. I sense malpractice lawsuits in our future. FML
by fucking financial ruin / 08/23/2013 at 2:21pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/22/2013 at 11:58am / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML
by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I walked into the living room to find my 11-year-old daughter about to kiss her "not my boyfriend" on the lips. When I asked what she thought she was doing, she peeled a piece of scotch tape off her lips and said, "It's okay! We're using protection." FML
by wtfmama / 05/04/2013 at 8:51am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Money
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little… Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude… Today, while having sex, I tried to kick the blanket over my feet and kneed myself in the face. FML