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KatSimp17
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 May 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1215
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Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22862) - you deserved it (19828)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear. I had to get on my dad's Facebook for him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploaded. FML

#12955617 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (27823) - you deserved it (1954)

On 09/07/2010 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#12781216 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (9853) - you deserved it (22930)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

#7972582 (433)

I agree, your life sucks (27488) - you deserved it (12211)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:42pm - money - by Vastu (man) - Nepal

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

#7603599 (307)

I agree, your life sucks (28946) - you deserved it (2711)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

#7231938 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (8889) - you deserved it (20781)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (7650) - you deserved it (24858)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

#6692026 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (20888) - you deserved it (9045)

On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

#6660964 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (10596) - you deserved it (30103)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by cookscatastrophy - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

#6563359 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (39172) - you deserved it (2503)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (4490) - you deserved it (47668)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I encountered one of my professors from college. Back when I was in his game theory class, he publicly criticized me for falling asleep and not paying attention, to which I retaliated by acing all of his exams. Four years and a degree later, I met him again... while working at Pizza Hut. FML

#6148515 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (21519) - you deserved it (8286)

On 11/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by mylifeisfed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

#5942211 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (42264) - you deserved it (1884)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

#5820033 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (5441) - you deserved it (25719)

On 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend brought me to his place to meet his parents. When they saw me, they laughed. FML

#5661944 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (33098) - you deserved it (2550)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by omfgmaya - Denmark (Vestsjalland)