Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

KatHelm

Offline (39 minutes ago) | Search for a member

KatHelm

1Liked!

KatHelmKatHelm
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KatHelm : I am engaged to an amazing man & love every second of it.(:

KatHelm's page activity

Visits<b>abattior</b> - 24 hours ago<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 10:30am<b>sshah5688</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 11:01pm<b>WildHorses1987</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 1:42pm<b>vlalam</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 10:15am<b>RapFan21</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 10:45pm<b>LukePlaysGames</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 10:42pm<b>AwesomeblueJUAN</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 8:13pm<b>robbedoes</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 3:34pm<b>benatron23</b> - the 08/20/2014 at 4:28pm<b>NUUUUUUUU</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 10:37pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 9:08am<b>SandpitNinja</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 10:05pm<b>anarciso1</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 3:11pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 9:24pm<b>swampfamilylove</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 3:02pm<b>iamcodydat</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 7:04am<b>terryaly</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 12:03am

Liked!<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 4:33pm

KatHelm's FML badges

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of KatHelm's badges

KatHelm's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

#21232655
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43120) - you deserved it (6686)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29467) - you deserved it (8242)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41791) - you deserved it (8699)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



FML's blog

  • Matteor's illustrated FML #2
  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: