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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KatHelm : I am engaged to an amazing man & love every second of it.(:

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Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43120) - you deserved it (6686)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML


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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML


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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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