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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 88
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KatHelm : I am engaged to an amazing man & love every second of it.(:

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Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41704) - you deserved it (8694)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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