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by forever young / 07/05/2013 at 11:16am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2013 at 10:26am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, while jogging, a guy tackled me and got my iPhone. Being a good runner, I caught up with him and grabbed him. Next thing I knew, I was on the ground with a policeman yelling in my ear. The guy got away. FML
by anonymous / 07/05/2013 at 2:11am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2013 at 2:11am / United States (Iowa) / Money
by damn dog / 07/05/2013 at 1:43am / United States / Animals
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
by Anonymous / 07/05/2013 at 12:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML
by suspicious / 07/04/2013 at 10:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Your ass... Grab it... / 07/04/2013 at 6:30pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/03/2013 at 4:56pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/03/2013 at 1:35pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was chatting online with several relatives, discussing our family reunion. Bored out of my mind, I clicked to rename the conversation to "Boring shit with almost dead people." I didn't know it'd rename it for everyone. FML
by emileeisamazing / 07/03/2013 at 12:54pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/03/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking some clothes downstairs to wash, when my mum stopped me. She accused me of sleeping around and trying to hide something, since she did the washing yesterday. She made me admit in front of the whole family that I'd been "surprised" by a case of diarrhea. FML
by ToiletTroubles / 07/03/2013 at 12:19pm / United Kingdom / Health
by Nicks / 07/03/2013 at 11:10am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
Today, I had the questionable honor of explaining the difference between "your" and "you're" to my boss, and very diplomatically make her see why her poor grasp of language could affect our credibility as a communication agency. I'm Swedish, and English is my third language. She's American. FML
by grammarnazi-forareason / 07/03/2013 at 2:48am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, at Toronto airport, the customs officer checked my passport, then called his colleagues to… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…