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by KatielSilver / 05/20/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Washington) / Health
by ForeverAlone / 05/20/2013 at 12:47am / United States / Love
Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML
by pregnant loser apparently / 05/20/2013 at 12:31am / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got my nails, hair, and makeup professionally done for prom. My dad got his camera out, and I presumed he was taking pictures of my date and me. When I looked at the pictures later, they were all of the dog. FML
by rach / 05/19/2013 at 6:33pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, my wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. She's perfect in every way, except for her birth mark. It's under the corner of her left eye and looks almost exactly like a prison teardrop tattoo. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2013 at 2:33pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
by Mr_poole / 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I spent hours debating with a lady who claimed she'd spent years "studying the big bang theory". Not only did she not know the scientific meaning of the word "theory", her killer argument was "If the big bang happened, where are the fossils?" I'm not sure whether or not I just got trolled. FML
by look at the fucking universe, lady / 05/18/2013 at 2:44pm / United States (Alabama) / Geek
by Sarsippius / 05/18/2013 at 1:22am / Love
Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML
by -1 friend / 05/17/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by jessinono / 05/17/2013 at 12:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Uncomfortable / 05/17/2013 at 3:21am / Intimacy
Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML
by Urgghh / 05/16/2013 at 5:36pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friend-zone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML
by getafucktoysomewhereelsedude / 05/16/2013 at 4:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Calaraphea / 05/16/2013 at 11:01am / United Kingdom (Warrington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/10/2013 at 7:16pm / Switzerland (Sankt Gallen) / Love
- Today, I realized how much my family needs me around. Sounds great, right? Not when it's because I… Today, I picked up the shirt that I had planned on wearing and found a stain that looked like a cum… Today, I barely woke up and remembered that I had to throw out the trash in the garbage shoot on my…