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by fartypeepee / 07/18/2009 at 6:48am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by joedoe / 07/18/2009 at 2:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a fax came in at work for a specific job, and I asked the owner of the company who it was for. He replied "the round one", so I handed it to our rotund Project Manager. Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not my fat co-worker. Now i'm the asshole of the office. FML
by kjcarey123 / 07/15/2009 at 1:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2009 at 9:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
by waxinghorror / 07/11/2009 at 4:11pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
by nana / 05/19/2009 at 10:04am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying "I'm good" or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML
by UncleRory / 05/16/2009 at 5:13am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by calliefml / 04/26/2009 at 2:13am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting a five year old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML
by boyfriendless / 04/10/2009 at 5:07pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, while at work at Wendy's, a lady came through the drive-thru with her kid. As I was handing them their order, her child points to me and exclaims "mommy, I thought you weren't supposed to work at places like this when you get older". FML
by Frosty / 04/06/2009 at 3:13am / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
by Truan / 03/25/2009 at 5:04pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my friends decided that I eat too many snacks. To emphasize this point, they went behind my back and printed 300 pages with my face and the words "NO SNACKS" on them. They were posted in every academic building on campus, including every room I have class in. FML
by face / 03/25/2009 at 1:45am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous