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by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
by Sam / 06/24/2011 at 12:46am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Sarah / 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 06/01/2011 at 8:35am / Canada / Work
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of 'whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back.' Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
by Mikabe / 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm / Sweden (Varmlands Lan) / Kids
Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2011 at 5:55am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 9:26pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 7:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
by youreajoker / 11/10/2010 at 5:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Ashley Marshburn / 10/17/2010 at 9:55am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
- Today, I spent two hours in the rain at a concert waiting for my favorite band to come on. The show… Today my girlfriend needed to talk to me. My family put me in a lot of debt then kicked me out for… Today, while browsing the Internet on my phone I noticed a spider above my bed. Being pretty chill…