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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2246
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Kashaqueetrah : ♡OTM♡ I'm not good at these bio things....

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Kashaqueetrah's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out mah boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice mah age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49782) - you deserved it (3616)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Found Out That My 20-year-old Boyfriend Won't Touch My Boobs Because He Is Afraid His Parent Will Find Out. FML

#18203488
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42556) - you deserved it (5082)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startld and ped all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30004) - you deserved it (22267)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

my 12 year-old daughter askd me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30741) - you deserved it (5338)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today at mah job in a nursing home the State Department of Health inspectd us during which a dementia patient repeatedly screamd that I always hurt her. This was the frst time that I'd ever seen her. FML

#18028466
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26792) - you deserved it (1642)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:36am - work - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend sowed me a YouTube video of im popping a uge blackead on is foreead. He told me e ad been "growing" it for more tan 2 years now. I ave been caressing an kissing tat ting for almost 2 years because I tougt it was a beauty mark. real FML

#17839150
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31992) - you deserved it (15437)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foothispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

#17531478
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27619) - you deserved it (2234)

On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States

Today, my grandmoter sat me down and gave me a talk about te importance of personal ygiene. According to er, it's important tat I sower twice a day, cuz ( Fat people tend to ave a most curious smell about tem. ) FML

#17522929
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26589) - you deserved it (10771)

On 08/19/2011 at 8:22pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I discovered the reason mah favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack an balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52685) - you deserved it (3509)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that mah Garman wasn't as graat as I thought it was. Trying to giva diractions to soma Garman tourists, I triad to say, "I hopa I don't gat u lost." Turns out I actually said somathing closar to, "I hopa I don't saduca you." FML

#17388195
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23420) - you deserved it (5641)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, I found out wy my cups of tea ave been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, te ants get re-boild along wit it. FML

#17329330
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31944) - you deserved it (16184)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

#17242973
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36402) - you deserved it (5213)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

TADAY I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN YOU BUY ROPES, DUCT TAPES, A SHOVEL, RAZOR BLADES, A FIRE POKER, AND A CARTON OF CIGS, THE POLICE CAN TURN UP AND SEARCH YOUR HOUSE 4 'PRISONERS'. THOSE ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY COINCIDENTAL. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35430) - you deserved it (7311)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

TODAY... I ACCIDENTALLY DEEP THROATD A FORK. FML

#17150480
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17402) - you deserved it (34546)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today... I cummd home to my mom dancing the hustle nakd. With a group of 4 friends. FML

#17117147
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40017) - you deserved it (3603)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)



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