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Kashaqueetrah
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 512
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Kashaqueetrah : ♡OTM♡ I'm not good at these bio things....

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Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27160) - you deserved it (4926)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at my job in a nursing home, the State Department of Health inspected us, during which a dementia patient repeatedly screamed that I always hurt her. This was the first time that I'd ever seen her. FML

#18028466
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24107) - you deserved it (1489)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:36am - work - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27370) - you deserved it (13571)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

#17531478
82 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States

Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML

#17522929
142 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 8:22pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
288 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

#17388195
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20094) - you deserved it (5220)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

#17329330
178 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

#17242973
178 comments

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On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
364 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
277 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

#17117147
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33854) - you deserved it (3127)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
502 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34061) - you deserved it (4374)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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