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Karmas3itch
  • Town/Country : Cincinnati, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 February 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 31653
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64508) - you deserved it (4266)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25585) - you deserved it (60369)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (753624) - you deserved it (63712)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (701)

I agree, your life sucks (569132) - you deserved it (51259)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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