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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 May 1979 (35 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6717
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Karma_Geddon's favorite FMLs

Today, while on the road I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up and pissing off several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

#3136598
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17722) - you deserved it (41443)

On 06/23/2009 at 12:44am - animals - by Xtine (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

#3112345
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15586) - you deserved it (64964)

On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

#3112345
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15586) - you deserved it (64964)

On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

#3019033
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11736) - you deserved it (111879)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML

#2820060
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65133) - you deserved it (2993)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

#2663554
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10590) - you deserved it (79475)

On 06/06/2009 at 3:44pm - health - by thedogkisser (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

#2534485
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62051) - you deserved it (5629)

On 06/02/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Higgs (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML

#2387828
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61753) - you deserved it (5032)

On 05/28/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by Jeanine (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman says "nice dog" and without thinking I respond, "you too." FML

#2115737
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15345) - you deserved it (40840)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

#2097800
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41658) - you deserved it (9365)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm - animals - by Debra2005 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML

#1976392
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45280) - you deserved it (8847)

On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

#1868232
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51161) - you deserved it (6201)

On 05/12/2009 at 7:16am - animals - by babyboomerang (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

#1800346
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58768) - you deserved it (5674)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by sucksforme. (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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