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KarmaIsBeautiful
  • Town/Country : On Tour, With Slipknot
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 192
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KarmaIsBeautiful : Fuck the bio!
Jk don't literally fuck it >~<
I'm in love with Joei lol.
Single Pringle.
Band obsessed.
Atheist.
Fire and war paint.
Lets run off into warped tour together, yes?
Follow me on Instagram? @_DivineInfection_

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43520) - you deserved it (2847)

On 04/26/2013 at 6:03pm - work - by fuck you walmart (woman) - United States



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