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About Karissastillar : Hey, my name is Karissa. I'm 17. I live in washington state. I'm very sweet and out going. I love looovee talking to new people. I like to laugh and smile. I love the ocean it is my life, theres not a day that gos by i dont think about it. I hope to one day that i can have a big impacted on the world. I'm in the process of being a vegetarian. I'm trying to recycle every now and then. Message me get to know me you wont regret it. peaceskies!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML
Monday 1 September 2014