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KarinaLizeth18

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KarinaLizeth18

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2969
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KarinaLizeth18 : Chocolate, enjoy safely... that is all.(:

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KarinaLizeth18's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

#966989
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51770) - you deserved it (18267)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said "well I was going to ask you, but they said only to 'ask all of your BEAUTIFUL mommies." FML

#873134
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68258) - you deserved it (3599)

On 04/08/2009 at 4:08pm - kids - by livay315 (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

#811533
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21583) - you deserved it (77245)

On 04/05/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML

#410087
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64271) - you deserved it (23584)

On 03/17/2009 at 10:42am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1217643) - you deserved it (127572)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41708) - you deserved it (22360)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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