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KarinaLizeth18

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 October 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2842
  • Number of comments : 159
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KarinaLizeth18 : Chocolate, enjoy safely... that is all.(:

Oh, and.. I LOVE AMANDA!! 10.10.10

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Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML

#12231460
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38597) - you deserved it (3615)

On 07/31/2010 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by wtf (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38836) - you deserved it (9891)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38836) - you deserved it (9891)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38836) - you deserved it (9891)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38836) - you deserved it (9891)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30936) - you deserved it (6950)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

#5989620
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26347) - you deserved it (8194)

On 10/25/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by Happyforeverx (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

#5424247
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16486) - you deserved it (33956)

On 09/23/2009 at 6:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

#4805621
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23790) - you deserved it (31297)

On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

#4674126
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18772) - you deserved it (45736)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML

#2839886
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63458) - you deserved it (4330)

On 06/12/2009 at 8:10pm - love - by vickyxanne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw this tourist almost get hit by a cab. After he walked away I complained to my boyfriend about how idiotic people like him just deserve to die. After 5 blocks of my ranting the tourist turns around and says "I'm right in front of you bitch." I hid behind my laughing boyfriend. FML

#2328337
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8009) - you deserved it (81920)

On 05/26/2009 at 11:08pm - misc - by Ash (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was emailing my professor about what chapters our test is on this afternoon. She accidentally emailed me informing me of the date she went on last night, including that she "got laid... yay!!" and a picture. I still don't know what chapters I'm being tested on. FML

#1152672
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105565) - you deserved it (6456)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:12pm - intimacy - by TMI (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a playing test in orchestra, which I've pracriced over 30 hours for. After I played my part, which I thought I did very well, my teacher asked how much I had practice. Trying to show off, I said "Oh, just 30 minutes." My teacher said "It shows, that was terrible." She was serious. FML

#982369
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17772) - you deserved it (54339)

On 04/15/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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