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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1274
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML

#2645317
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I agree, your life sucks (51256) - you deserved it (4667)

On 06/05/2009 at 10:14pm - love - by Baby_girl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39981) - you deserved it (2204)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)



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