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Today , girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got startd I noticd that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away.

#16588229
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34070) - you deserved it (12052)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

I Bought A Dog To Make Me Feel Less Lonely. He Ran Away. FML

#16512093
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51691) - you deserved it (7482)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we finally got wreless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55742) - you deserved it (4271)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was on my thrd date with a really hot grl . A guy walkd by singing the Pokémon theme song . She startd making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity . I joind in order to keep the conversation going . Everything was going great but then my phone rang . It was the Pokémon theme song . FML

#16435078
490 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15851) - you deserved it (74808)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job!! While waiting at the lights, I decidd to play the staring game an endd up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus fir ages, really creeping her out!! It turns out she's my new boss!! FML

#16408581
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10387) - you deserved it (44270)

On 05/29/2011 at 9:45pm - work - by milkymoo (woman) - Cyprus

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on herhile she slept. FML

#16375821
246 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, My Genius Boyfriend Was Trying To Remember A Particular Island In Te Caribbean Tat Was Used By Pirates In Te Past. I Offered Up Morocco. I Eard Im Facepalm Over Te Pone. FML

#16367949
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7806) - you deserved it (49469)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, My Genius Boyfriend Was Trying To Remember A Particular Island In Te Caribbean Tat Was Used By Pirates In Te Past. I Offered Up Morocco. I Eard Im Facepalm Over Te Pone. FML

#16367949
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7806) - you deserved it (49469)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I stoppd to help a strandd motorist. I yelld out my window, ( Hey do u ned a hand? ) The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss.

#16355450
75 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada

Today , I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. mega FML

#16341227
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9423) - you deserved it (32669)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by anonymous - Singapore

Today , I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. mega FML

#16341227
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9423) - you deserved it (32669)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by anonymous - Singapore

Today.. . while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in . mega FML

Today, mah grlfriand of 1 month cama ovar and told ma sha wantad to talk to ma. Wa sat down on tha couch and sha told ma sha was pragnant and that it was mina. I ramindad har that wa'va navar slapt togathar. FML

#16234467
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65351) - you deserved it (4481)

On 05/18/2011 at 3:57am - intimacy - by Jackedup (man) - United States (Florida)

Today at 11 weeks pregnant I excitedly told ma best friend tat ma baby now as fingernails. Her response was "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker." FML

#16031516
68 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by CRH (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence an into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

#15912544
103 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm - animals - by electricpuddle -



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