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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Karamelo : Just fighting off insomnia... =\

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Karamelo's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25596) - you deserved it (5882)

On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

#17306841
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18529) - you deserved it (75090)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

#17297056
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42644) - you deserved it (3335)

On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

#17278350
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26549) - you deserved it (2674)

On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27052) - you deserved it (4917)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

#17241320
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39548) - you deserved it (8401)

On 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm - love - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

#17241320
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39548) - you deserved it (8401)

On 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm - love - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

#17221659
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30084) - you deserved it (10687) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

#17184775
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56099) - you deserved it (6975)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34559) - you deserved it (7585)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39346) - you deserved it (4249)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

#17123749
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38702) - you deserved it (7193)

On 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
509 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131488) - you deserved it (7340)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30670) - you deserved it (6382)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33633) - you deserved it (11147)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)



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