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Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML


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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML


I agree, your life sucks (26681) - you deserved it (3920)

On 12/08/2008 at 2:26am - love - by Numou - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25820) - you deserved it (4942)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

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