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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6603
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Karalela44 : Hello stalker >.< Here's all you need to know about me:
I love singing. I am currently attending an arts high school for vocal. I have a puppy. I am a total die-hard Directioner! And, I'm a grammar nazi when I feel like it. Oh yeah, I'm also pretty awkward ._.

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Today, while trying to change my visiting cousin's opinion about our state being "redneck and white trash", we stumbled upon a proposal/celebration in a Walmart!! So much fir changing her opinion!! FML

#20066095
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17320) - you deserved it (3414)

On 09/10/2012 at 8:48am - misc - by liquidknight - United States

Today, I was cycling with mah uncle an became increasingly frustrated as we got further an further from our intended destination . It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost mah uncle an was following a complete stranger . FML

#20066014
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9515) - you deserved it (21969)

On 09/10/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I realizd that manager an I have synchronizd menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy... an I get extremely vulnerable an emotional - she yells at me an I burst into tears.

Today...hile my husband and I were arguing... he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling... "Remember babe... your only my current wife!" FML

#20064293
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23792) - you deserved it (4503)

On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got into an argument wit my mom over er sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told er tat eiter e goes or I go. Se calld me a disrespectful bastard 4 not respecting my "new fater." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's wit my suitcase, leecing tere WiFi. FML

#20063189
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32727) - you deserved it (2410)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, My Boyfriend Requested That I Shave My Lips So I Spent An Hour In The Shower Carefully Removing Every Trace Of Pubic Hair . Turns Out He Wanted Me To Shave My Moustache, Not My Carpet .

#20062588
148 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 12:03am - intimacy - by sasquatch (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I MET BOYFRIEND'S PARENT FOR THE FRST TIME. THEY JOKINGLY ASKED ME IF I WAS ONLY WITH HIM FOR HIS MONEY. I DIDN'T HEAR THEM PROPERLY SO I JUST SMILED AND NODDED. THEY NOW THINK I'M A GOLD DIGGING BITCH. FML

#20060240
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22904) - you deserved it (9356)

On 09/06/2012 at 8:46am - love - by Ashley - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I'm so broke tat I and-wased my socks wit a bar of soap tat I stole from work . big fat FML

#20058884
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25379) - you deserved it (2626)

On 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm - money - by Lauraborealous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, ma teacer assigned us teams in a class debate !! I landed on te team tat ad to argue te obviously wrong point of view !! Wen I finised, ma teacer told me and te entire class ow muc I disturbed er, and ow I reminded er of Hitler and Napoleon !! FML

#20058797
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26345) - you deserved it (2240)

On 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me looool because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

#20058507
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24783) - you deserved it (4828)

On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

2day an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sound lyk two people having sex . This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 yeres . I listend to it three times looool . mega FML

#20058325
105 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 12:44am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I realized mah husband an I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it!! He hates it!! FML

#20057350
165 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 12:44pm - love - by noname1025 - United States (Colorado)

Today I found out what it feels lyk to have a cotton swab shoved up mah cock's piss-pipe. FML

#20057281
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24775) - you deserved it (8445)

On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today I found out what it feels lyk to have a cotton swab shoved up mah cock's piss-pipe. FML

#20057281
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24775) - you deserved it (8445)

On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I Finally Decidd To Introduce Ma Boyfriend To Ma Parents. Surprisingly, E And Ma Fater Already Knew Eac Oter, So I Askd Im Ow Tey Met. Now I Know Were Ma Boyfriend Gets All Is Wed. FML

#20057214
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27278) - you deserved it (3536)

On 09/04/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by UnknownOperation (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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