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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 December 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3795
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Karalela44 : Hello stalker >.< Here's all you need to know about me:
I love singing. I am currently attending an arts high school for vocal. I have a puppy. I am a total die-hard Directioner! And, I'm a grammar nazi when I feel like it. Oh yeah, I'm also pretty awkward ._.

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Karalela44's favorite FMLs

Today, while trying to change my visiting cousin's opinion about our state being "redneck and white trash", we stumbled upon a proposal/celebration in a Walmart. So much for changing her opinion. FML

#20066095
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17177) - you deserved it (3402)

On 09/10/2012 at 8:48am - misc - by liquidknight - United States

Today, I was cycling with my uncle and became increasingly frustrated as we got further and further from our intended destination. It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost my uncle and was following a complete stranger. FML

#20066014
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9140) - you deserved it (21126)

On 09/10/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy, and I get extremely vulnerable and emotional - she yells at me and I burst into tears. FML

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

#20064293
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22238) - you deserved it (4358)

On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML

#20063189
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32510) - you deserved it (2391)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

#20062588
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13329) - you deserved it (28764)

On 09/08/2012 at 12:03am - intimacy - by sasquatch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. They jokingly asked me if I was only with him for his money. I didn't hear them properly so I just smiled and nodded. They now think I'm a gold digging bitch. FML

#20060240
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21713) - you deserved it (9058)

On 09/06/2012 at 8:46am - love - by Ashley - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I'm so broke that I hand-washed my socks with a bar of soap that I stole from work. FML

#20058884
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25229) - you deserved it (2614)

On 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm - money - by Lauraborealous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML

#20058797
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25262) - you deserved it (2138)

On 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

#20058507
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23643) - you deserved it (4681)

On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML

#20058325
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27203) - you deserved it (9031)

On 09/05/2012 at 12:44am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

#20057350
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6711) - you deserved it (46450)

On 09/04/2012 at 12:44pm - love - by noname1025 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML

#20057281
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24610) - you deserved it (8416)

On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cotton swab shoved up my cock's piss-pipe. FML

#20057281
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24610) - you deserved it (8416)

On 09/04/2012 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

#20057214
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26669) - you deserved it (3491)

On 09/04/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by UnknownOperation (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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