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About Karalela44 : Hello stalker >.< Here's all you need to know about me:
I love singing. I am currently attending an arts high school for vocal. I have a puppy. I am a total die-hard Directioner! And, I'm a grammar nazi when I feel like it. Oh yeah, I'm also pretty awkward ._.
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Today, while trying to change my visiting cousin's opinion about our state being "redneck and white trash", we stumbled upon a proposal/celebration in a Walmart!! So much fir changing her opinion!! FML
Today, I was cycling with mah uncle an became increasingly frustrated as we got further an further from our intended destination . It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost mah uncle an was following a complete stranger . FML
Today, I got into an argument wit my mom over er sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told er tat eiter e goes or I go. Se calld me a disrespectful bastard 4 not respecting my "new fater." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's wit my suitcase, leecing tere WiFi. FML
TODAY, I MET BOYFRIEND'S PARENT FOR THE FRST TIME. THEY JOKINGLY ASKED ME IF I WAS ONLY WITH HIM FOR HIS MONEY. I DIDN'T HEAR THEM PROPERLY SO I JUST SMILED AND NODDED. THEY NOW THINK I'M A GOLD DIGGING BITCH. FML
Today, ma teacer assigned us teams in a class debate !! I landed on te team tat ad to argue te obviously wrong point of view !! Wen I finised, ma teacer told me and te entire class ow muc I disturbed er, and ow I reminded er of Hitler and Napoleon !! FML
2day an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sound lyk two people having sex . This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 yeres . I listend to it three times looool . mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015