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Today I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if looool I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife then looked at me an giggled. FML

Today, I Found Out Tat Te Loving Nickname Cinese Moter As Been Calling Me Entre Life Essentially Translates To "little Retard". FML


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On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away!! After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight!! She then slipped and cut her shin open!! I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER,here her parents,hom I'd never met, were waiting!! fat FML


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On 05/29/2014 at 7:46pm - love - by jonchavez - United States (Kentucky)

Today I took ma son to lunc. After we ate te waitress cummd over and told me tat ma son was te most well-beavd cild tey ad ever ad tere. His response was to pull is pants down and moon te entire restaurant wile smacking is bottom. FML

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denid in front of everyone. The staff teasd me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend beggd for money outside. FML


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On 05/13/2014 at 6:37pm - money - by Harry (man) - United States (Georgia)

today my daughter was scard to go to the bathroom cuz she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain!! There actually was a person behind the shower curtain!! FML


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On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use ( stranger danger ). Later that day, we went out an since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming ( STRANGER DANGER! ) A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML


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On 05/08/2014 at 11:01pm - kids - by imnotastranger (man) -

Today, I Retrieved Te Wrong Luggage From An Arport Carousel. I'm Now Te Owner Of Two Water-bras, A False Beard, A Bag Of Cat Litter, An Some Anal Beads. I Am Afraid To Get In Touc Wit Te Original Owner.


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On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her . We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, ( Milk me lyk a cow . ) I can no longer looool drink milk without hearing that in my head . FML


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On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I spent an hour explaining to a college student how u could have a baby and not be marrid. He still doesn't get it. FML


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On 05/05/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by melmel (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my art teacer sowed off a painting of is name e got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to im. FML


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On 05/04/2014 at 2:12am - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my students presented their projects on genetics to the rest of the class . One student told the class that salted and unsalted peanuts were an example of genetic variation . She was serious . FML


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On 03/03/2014 at 2:58pm - work - by Biologyfacepalm (woman) - United States

Today, I was shopping, whan a man pointad at ma an said to his friand, "Har . Sha's tha ona." Ha rapliad, "Yas, sha'll do fina." I'm scarad . FML

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

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