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Kandyland
  • Town/Country : Moscow Mills, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 March 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 2346
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Kandyland : My life is completely f*ed.

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Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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