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Kandyland

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 March 1984 (30 years)
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About Kandyland : My life is completely f*ed.

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Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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