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Kandyland

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Kandyland

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 March 1984 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5054
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Kandyland : My life is completely f*ed.

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Today, mah mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on mah laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatle concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. big fat FML

#267368
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24584) - you deserved it (76197)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)

Taday my mother an I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggestd I get tampon instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nereest store employee an asks, ( excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin? ) FML

#251967
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (190563) - you deserved it (14100)

On 03/09/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by tamponmayhem (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, all of my friends an teachers asked mehat was wrong cuz I looked sad an tired. One looool kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wereing any makeup. FML

#234874
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56844) - you deserved it (9044)

On 03/07/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by bu09 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to run to catch train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket . When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man an I opened top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine . When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay" . FML

#232857
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25023) - you deserved it (155577)

On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237995) - you deserved it (31203)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty . When I went to make a point, I meant to say ( La pena de muerte ), which means ( The death penalty ) . I said, ( La pene de muerte ) . Turns out that means, ( The penis of death ) . FML

#206263
142 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I ad sex wit ma girlfriend . Being te stud tat I am, after a sort time I turned to er and said "You tink you're ready fir a round two?" Se replied "No, but I do tink I'm ready fir te rest of round one." FML

#204444
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22808) - you deserved it (103877)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:03am - intimacy - by saddude (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shockd. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointd at me. FML

#170218
132 comments

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On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I CALLED THE FLORIST AND ORDERED A FLOWER ARRANGEMENT 4 MAH GRANDMA,HO I WAS TOLD WAS SICK . I SAID I DIDN'T KNOWHAT TO GET HER, SO JUST TO SEND HER SOMETHING NICE . I GOT A CALL FROM MAH MOM CALLING ME AN INCONSIDERATE BASTARD . THEY SENT MAH GRANDMA FORGET-ME-NOTS . SHE HAS ALZHEIMERS . FML

#117948
54 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I was DJ'ing a wedding. Te groom wantd a song playd fir is grandma and grandpa. I announce over te micropone fir is grandparents to come to te dance floor fir a special song. Turns out is grandparents ave been dead fir over a year and te song was supposd to be in dedication. FML

#116388
29 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by holladaddy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I found out mah teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who looool people were. By mistake the descriptions appered on the computer projector. Next to mah name it said "Tubby". FML

#30377
28 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, my friends an I go to a bar an get wastd. I walk around an see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. big fat FML

#10978
36 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I am studying abroad in Maxico and somaona askad mahat it's lika to ba from Minnasota . I raspondad in Spanish, in front of thirty paopla, hat I thought translatad to, "If you gat cold, you can just puttad on a jackat." Apparantly,hat I thought maant "jackat" actually maant "masturbata" . FML

#2562
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17450) - you deserved it (4427)

On 01/25/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Minnesota)

Today, during dinner, mah new girlfriend's father strokd mah leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33310) - you deserved it (2042)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today,hilst reading all 15 pages of this site , my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder 4 translations , such as ( What is buttsex? ) , ( What is wanking? ) , and ( What means farted? ) FML

#513
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22803) - you deserved it (5875)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)



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