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About Kandi_Neko : Hello world of FML, welcome to my profile.
I like anime, manga, various music, playing clarinet, violin and piano, school, playing Aion, Minecraft, and games on my iPad mini, biking, tennis, canoeing, practicing archery, taking horseback riding lessons, sleeping, drawing/sketching, watching movies or documentaries, and I think the list goes on.
Not going to bother with my dislikes.
I can also be found on Instagram (Kandi_Nekoloid), Kik (Kandi_Nekol01d), Snapchat (kandinekol01d), Chatzy and Chatango (Kandil01d).
Feel free to send me a message, whether it be an inquiry, comment, suggestion, or an invitation to chat. (Or if you're curious about my dislikes.)
Thank you for taking time to read this!
(Going to try and translate all of this to other languages someday...just because I can. And so that non-English speakers/readers can understand what my profile says. I wonder if there will be enough room, or if I'll even still be an active account...)
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Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
Today, my mom mentioned how she loves certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML
Today, tired of everyone forgetting my birthday, I traveled half way around the world to spend my 40th at a five star resort just to try and make it special. The hotel brought me a cake with someone else's name on it. FML
Today, my crew and I were berated by a client for not installing her new hardwood floor on time. We were only halfway through the day, but apparently it should have only taken "like, an hour?" because "The guys on the TV shows do it that fast." FML
Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
Today, I was at Walmart. A guy in a mobility scooter bumped into me, then told me to "get the fuck out of the way." When I told him to watch his mouth, he got up and shoved me into a shelf. Just a few minutes prior, he'd yelled that he was paralyzed from the waist down. FML
Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML
Today, while filling out paperwork at the dermatologist, it asked what color I would use to describe my skin tone. When the nurse saw I chose fair, she mumbled "Ghost is more like it." I have a severe sun allergy. FML
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML
Friday 3 July 2015