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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 426
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I decided to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41477) - you deserved it (9020)

On 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm - animals - by unloved cat owner - United States (California)

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62525) - you deserved it (4125)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML


I agree, your life sucks (53434) - you deserved it (7485)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, the McDonald's in my town ran out of fries. I was the one who had to tell all the angry customers we had no more fries in the store. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37209) - you deserved it (3802)

On 04/02/2013 at 3:24am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learned that my parents are planning to divorce. My dad said, "I'll take Rachel." Rachel isn't even his daughter; I am. Rachel is my mom's daughter with her first husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39951) - you deserved it (2659)

On 03/31/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML


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On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my neighbor went on vacation, leaving me in charge of his cat and dog. For some reason, he calls his dog "Cat" and his cat "Dog". There are two pet food containers, one labeled "Cat" and the other labeled "Dog". I have no idea which one goes to which animal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41282) - you deserved it (4323)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:07am - animals - by catdog - United States (California)

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55089) - you deserved it (4187)

On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML


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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

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