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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1735
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25105) - you deserved it (9227)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

#19285505
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31023) - you deserved it (4310)

On 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm - love - by spermbankonlegs (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28923) - you deserved it (18099)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

#19260934
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21835) - you deserved it (3292)

On 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm - animals - by weep weep weep (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
595 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23195) - you deserved it (52971)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that the amount of alcohol I have to drink to build up enough courage to talk to women at a bar is the exact amount of alcohol that prevents me from getting a boner. FML

#19249141
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27708) - you deserved it (7850)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:00am - intimacy - by socially awkward - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

#19247694
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8432) - you deserved it (35703)

On 03/09/2012 at 8:56pm - kids - by mikey51 (man) - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML

#19243836
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39971) - you deserved it (6858)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:59am - intimacy - by banned - United States (California)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14411) - you deserved it (49984)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

#19219100
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24972) - you deserved it (3700)

On 03/05/2012 at 3:45am - intimacy - by LittleRed (woman) - United States

Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML

#19216663
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22260) - you deserved it (2574)

On 03/04/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Karen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

#19212153
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25859) - you deserved it (3702)

On 03/04/2012 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML

#19207829
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32225) - you deserved it (4913)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:23am - intimacy - by virginkiller (man) - Singapore

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16918) - you deserved it (43977)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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