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Kaka209
  • Town/Country : Stockton, Philippines
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 April 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 245
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kaka209 : I have two legs for walking, two arms for seeing, and two ears for eating. Oh and I also have a vestigal tentacle known as a "penis" used for impregnation and self defilement.I shoot missles out of my toes and launch "Industrialized High Powered Technical Bullets" ('IHPTB,' also know as "I Hate Pussy That Bleeds") out of my nipples. I also have the ability to instantly grow pubic hair if the situation calls for it, such as a beard for disguises, or I can cover myself with it for warmth(its one of my main ingredients in my sweaters for charity).

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