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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 October 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 738
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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TODAY MA DAUGTER TOLD ME TATEN SE DIES, SE'D LIKE ER ASES SPREAD ON ER LAPTOP. FML

#19475890
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22210) - you deserved it (3064)

On 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm - kids - by sigh (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave mah mom a call!! While we talkd, I made an offhand comment that all mah friends back home must miss me!! She knowingly askd if I meant mah Sims and mah cat!! FML

#19314289
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20610) - you deserved it (4733)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today , mah distraught mom calld me , saying mah dad had killd himself and to come home right away. After cussing out mah math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi , I ran into the living room , only to find mah parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65523) - you deserved it (3151)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

looool today I stayd up until 4 am. I was waiting fir both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17768) - you deserved it (51574)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, the girl I've been dating fir several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49014) - you deserved it (4382)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today , I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl fir two yeres , but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. mega FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65546) - you deserved it (11539)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I wanted to propose to mah grlfriend, so I bought M and M'shich I had customized with the words "Will u marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. mega FML

#14895043
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41720) - you deserved it (13697)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)

today my cat did wile walking around te kitcen. He ad a eart attack wen te toaster poppd out two slices of bread. mega FML

#14753781
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49209) - you deserved it (4003) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today..!! mah boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon!! FML

#12368277
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36211) - you deserved it (6579)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

Today , It's Saturday!! While All Mah Friends Go Out To Have Fun , I Get Mah Excitement Thinking About How I'll Be Sleeping With A New Pillow!! FML

#6733477
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23656) - you deserved it (6112)

On 12/13/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by soy_un_perderdor (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, At A Family Gathering, Mah Aunt Asked Me When I Was Planning To Have Children . I'm Only 16, I Laughed And Said Not 4 A While, Definitely Not Until I Get Married . My Family Shook There Heads, And Ignored Me 4 The Rest Of The Day . Apparently, Teenage Pregnancy Is Valued In Mah Family . FML

#4555505
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59911) - you deserved it (2916)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on mah laptop!! I unpaused to find mah character and mah boyfriend's were no longer together!! Slightly confused, I went on to find the note mah boyfriend left!! It said, "I hope u can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game!! FML

#927368
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82936) - you deserved it (5246)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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