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  • Number of visits : 4573
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About KailyKii : Hi Stalker! Welcome to my profile.
I'm normally sarcastic, live with it.
I'm not a crazy grammar nazi, although I prefer not to "taip liyk dis".
I love the fact that some peoples comments are better than the FML.
I can't reply to messages. :/
That is all.
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Today , my mother refusd to agree with any of my logic because it's ( not in the bible. ) She can't fine any fault with it , just refuses to agree with it. FML

#18491366
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25424) - you deserved it (3511)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48801) - you deserved it (7755)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48801) - you deserved it (7755)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I walked in on mah mom... braiding mah dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; mah mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided.

#18479276
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50154) - you deserved it (3783)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (89087)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (89087)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Yesterday, I went out in a storm to collect mah wheelie bin, which had flown down the street . On the way back to mah house, I realisd mah door had slammd shut an lockd behind me . That's okay though, a trampoline decidd to smash mah window an looool let me in . FML

Today I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage cuz I could see the stage fromherever I was stood. On the downside I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27951) - you deserved it (3531)

On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

YESTERDAY... SANTA RAN OVER MAH FOOT WITH A SEGWAY.

#18435117
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23752) - you deserved it (2709)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, mah mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of mah friends liked the post. FML

#18417580
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34024) - you deserved it (2971)

On 12/03/2011 at 6:23am - intimacy - by djkimmaz - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my friend an his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk an he startd walking home. While driving around looking fir him, I accidentally hit him with my car. real FML

#18417405
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28717) - you deserved it (8813)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States

Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student!! In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt an shorts, has a short hair cut an a moustache an is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they r male!! FML

#18410783
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30682) - you deserved it (3847)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Told My Son He Couldn't Have A Toy. He Threw A Fit, Looked Me In The Eye, And Screamed, "Daddy's Right! You R A Bitch!" The Whole Store Was Watching. Big Fat FML

#18410529
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (6068)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today... a private number called me telling me to ( Beware the water bottles ) as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window... hitting me. FML

#18408949
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25261) - you deserved it (3005)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, due to ( severe cuts to the budget ) at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

#18402392
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24553) - you deserved it (5014)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)



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