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Today, I was on Facebook chat with my boss, talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment, so I said, "G2G, love you" accidentally. Not only did he say it back, but he also requested a relationship with me on Facebook. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 1:05pm - work - by ohshat (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 2:49am - health - by WIIslave (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
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On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized I've lived alone too long. I read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' to my cat. I used expression in my voice, and I made sure he could see the pictures. My son called, and I told him about it. He gave me the number for the local psychiatric ward. FML
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On 12/05/2009 at 11:30pm - animals - by JC (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by NotSoSexy (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I called my mother who is vacationing in Florida with my dad and sister. Before they left I told them I would be very responsible and that they could trust me. The first thing she asked me is if all the animals were still alive. I said yes. I lied. Her favourite cat drowned in the pool. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by baddaughter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I realized that if you are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning and only put on a top, you should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves you standing up, turning around and grabbing files from your filing cabinet all in clear view of your web cam. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 8:54pm - work - by julie (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 10:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, at my school's Midnight Madness, I was selected to show my school spirit in a contest. Being drunk, I decided to hump the school mascot in front of 300 people. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by skyhawk13 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I had a phone interview for a job I've had my eye on forever. I was dumped a few hours before the interview, but was okay until I was put on hold with music playing. Me and my boyfriend's song came on and I started bawling. I could hardly talk when they took me off hold. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by amya (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 1:36am - animals - by bubbles (woman) - United States
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by vbscb (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I told my daughter how her eyes look exactly as pretty as my wife's. She told me that she loved the way my eyeballs stick out of my face, just like Elmo. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 8:33am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore
Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
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