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KailyKii

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 7092
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About KailyKii : Hi Stalker! Welcome to my profile.
I'm normally sarcastic, live with it.
I'm not a crazy grammar nazi, although I prefer not to "taip liyk dis".
I love the fact that some peoples comments are better than the FML.
I can't reply to messages. :/
That is all.
:D

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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KailyKii's favorite FMLs

Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML

by terrified / 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at our local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML

by no money anymore / 01/17/2012 at 10:31pm / United States / Money

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

by anon. / 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML

by Cathy / 01/16/2012 at 7:33pm / United States / Animals

Today, my kitchen nearly burned down because the fire alarm didn't detect the plumes of smoke wafting through the kitchen. This is the same alarm that wails when I use the toaster. FML

by Lea / 01/16/2012 at 3:18pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

by James / 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML

by Ange / 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

by lolwut / 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

by footbloodfountain / 01/15/2012 at 5:53am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML

by ohlordhelpmenow / 01/14/2012 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

by CantPublish / 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm / United States / Health