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  • Number of visits : 2588
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About KailyKii : Hi Stalker! Welcome to my profile.
I'm normally sarcastic, live with it.
I'm not a crazy grammar nazi, although I prefer not to "taip liyk dis".
I love the fact that some peoples comments are better than the FML.
I can't reply to messages. :/
That is all.
:D

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KailyKii's favorite FMLs

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

#18231005
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10603) - you deserved it (38944)

On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
465 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40913) - you deserved it (3175) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29459) - you deserved it (6777)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17998) - you deserved it (76379)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8551) - you deserved it (108018)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14569) - you deserved it (31135)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML

#18208343
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22393) - you deserved it (5348)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:16am - misc - by Sack - United Kingdom

Today, in a large church youth group, we were told to write our current biggest trial on a piece of paper, crumple it up, and throw it in pile. I wrote "My mother's death and having to leave my friends and family." The one I picked up just said "math." FML

#18206362
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28233) - you deserved it (3470)

On 11/09/2011 at 10:52pm - misc - by Noslo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

#18202130
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45552) - you deserved it (6585)

On 11/09/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my dad made me quit my online school classes and go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag. FML

#18201929
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34134) - you deserved it (5264)

On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38325) - you deserved it (3126)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24877) - you deserved it (3547)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

#18200183
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28376) - you deserved it (12063)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29113) - you deserved it (2307)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States

Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML

#18192690
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31409) - you deserved it (2329)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:20pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)



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