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  • Number of visits : 111
  • Number of comments : 12
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Taday my best friend ho I've been in love with for nerely a decade asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation as he waded through the profiles he complained that it was impossible for him to find a grl to have a meaningful conversation with. fat FML

#21269205
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40894) - you deserved it (6244)

On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, I have a final for mah precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realizd that I'd forgotten mah calculator. FML

#20172402
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21370) - you deserved it (6647)

On 11/21/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Arizona)

TADAY MY HUSBAND SPENT OUR ENTIRE ANNIVERSARY SULKING BECAUSE I WASN'T UP FOR SEX. I GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AGO. FML

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187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36775) - you deserved it (5903)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, Mah Daughter Proudly Showed Me Her New Tattoo Sleeve,hich Is Made Up Of An Angry Cupcake, Hemp Leaves, An A My Little Pony Character. She's Almost 30, Still Unemployed, An Still Lives In Mah Home. I Now Have No Hope Of Her Ever Becoming A Productive Member Of Society. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24654) - you deserved it (7279)

On 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Ostfold)



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