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Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23987) - you deserved it (7190)

On 11/21/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40071) - you deserved it (6227)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27610) - you deserved it (7810)

On 07/27/2012 at 3:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

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