About KaelaKhaotic : Herp derp. I'm Kaela. Um, I love music. Especially SWS, PTV, MIW, OM&M, ATL, and ADTR. I swim, dive, and sing. Also, follow me on Instagram. @kaelakhaoticc and follow me on Tumblr. kaelakhaoticc.tumblr.com
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by caaarl / 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love
Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
by Brian / 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
by yamsterr / 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United States / Love
by Fraser / 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
by foreverashamed / 11/04/2011 at 2:57am / Canada / Love
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 2:42am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Oops / 09/26/2011 at 11:35am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML
by CaseyFpC85 / 09/11/2011 at 11:13am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML
by someone / 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm / United States / Intimacy
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