About KaelaKhaotic : Herp derp. I'm Kaela. Um, I love music. Especially SWS, PTV, MIW, OM&M, ATL, and ADTR. I swim, dive, and sing. Also, follow me on Instagram. @kaelakhaoticc and follow me on Tumblr. kaelakhaoticc.tumblr.com
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Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
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On 04/19/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by caaarl (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada
Today, my father decided that since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend, he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls. The book is written by a 9-year-old kid. FML
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Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
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On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)
Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States
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