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About Kaddiscott : Kate
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2day my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. mega FML

#21046394
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43335) - you deserved it (8242)

On 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was in a market in France, an went to ask the seller fir some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered an instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French fir potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked fir an "apple of shit". FML

Today, I'm trapped in apartment, due to the fact that five raccoons have decided to sit outside only door an prevent me from getting out. Every time I look at one, they hiss at me. FML

#21023350
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43886) - you deserved it (5412)

On 01/10/2014 at 6:15am - animals - by RaccoonFever - United States (California)

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by looool pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

#20849456
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35081) - you deserved it (2477)

On 08/22/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by never thought I'd say that (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today , an old lady steamrolld over my foot with her wheelchair , then laughd as she slowly rolld away , leaving my toes in ruins. FML

#20788409
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42367) - you deserved it (3534)

On 07/17/2013 at 1:38pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

TODAY I WAS FEELING SICK AND FAINTD WHILE TEACHING MY KINDERGARTEN CLASS . I CUMMD TO WHEN ONE BOY POURD A CUP OF WATER ON MY FACE . THREE KIDS WERE CRYING INTO MY WALKIE TALKIE TELLING THE OFFICE I WAS DEAD, AND THE REST OF THE CLASS HAD DISAPPEARD . FML

#20556205
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44378) - you deserved it (3295)

On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

Today , I was taking a stroll in our yard , when my mother decided it would be hilariou to run me down with her Segway. FML

#20498382
87 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah laptop got hit by a Trojan . Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench . mega FML

#20091945
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32654) - you deserved it (2512)

On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States

today while walking home.. . I passd some guy loudly whining that foreign imports are destroying our economy.. . and that we should all be deportd . When I pointd out that the mobile phone in his hand was clearly a Samsung.. . he turnd bright rd and punchd me in the gut . FML

#19964945
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22257) - you deserved it (4467)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:45pm - health - by fxck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through earphoneshen I saw this really cute grl. Trying to impress, I aproached herhile doing some dance moves, thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7702) - you deserved it (32590)

On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was walking up some stars, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn!! I then puttd my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stars with a piece of handrail still in my hand!! FML

#19651744
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18154) - you deserved it (5846)

On 05/20/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by taob (woman) - China (Guangxi)

Today, I was babysitting, playing hide an go seek . I trid to jump behind the armchair, but it tippd, an I hit my head into the wind chimes, rippd the curtain rod from the wall, an smashd my knee into the wall . I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shoutd, "I knowhere you are!" FML

#19608555
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17814) - you deserved it (5352)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:16pm - kids - by jessye1182 - United States (New York)

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

#19482907
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26085) - you deserved it (3613)

On 04/17/2012 at 6:52am - misc - by Wrongword - China (Shanghai)

Today.. . I was brutally run ovar by a man in a whaalchair . FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24198) - you deserved it (3553)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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