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Kaatosade

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 June 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2984
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Kaatosade's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29973) - you deserved it (3630) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28436) - you deserved it (5796)

On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

#18507550
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26240) - you deserved it (7665)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32892) - you deserved it (3446)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45638) - you deserved it (4092)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32947) - you deserved it (3342)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34413) - you deserved it (5600) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

#17534903
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50286) - you deserved it (2486)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

#17525336
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54344) - you deserved it (3955)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63742) - you deserved it (11070)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

#15896515
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33466) - you deserved it (10494)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML

#15853054
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33646) - you deserved it (10102)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy, and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change the 3 year old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML

#15811934
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28365) - you deserved it (10927)

On 04/16/2011 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML

#15445630
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38278) - you deserved it (4927)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

#14630933
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9216) - you deserved it (38882)

On 01/18/2011 at 8:49pm - animals - by fml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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