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Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals
by brownunderwear / 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Madi / 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by EunJung / 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 10/25/2011 at 1:58am / United States / Transportation
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
by adieuvelib / 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Dogless / 08/21/2011 at 1:51am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 12:41am / United States (New York) / Love
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by Grrrr! / 04/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy, and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change the 3 year old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML
by Anonymous / 04/16/2011 at 7:42pm / United States (Arkansas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/23/2011 at 7:50am / United States / Work
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
by fml / 01/18/2011 at 8:49pm / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…