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Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals
by brownunderwear / 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Madi / 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by EunJung / 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 10/25/2011 at 1:58am / United States / Transportation
Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML
by adieuvelib / 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Dogless / 08/21/2011 at 1:51am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 12:41am / United States (New York) / Love
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by Grrrr! / 04/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy, and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change the 3 year old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML
by Anonymous / 04/16/2011 at 7:42pm / United States (Arkansas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/23/2011 at 7:50am / United States / Work
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
by fml / 01/18/2011 at 8:49pm / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…