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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 March 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 772
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Ka0Zn : I have a great boyfriend, but he's a complete jack ass to everyone else. Overly protective/territorial, you know? My mom knows about him now, joy. She spends all her spare time trying to convince me I'm not gay, I'm just "confused".

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Today, my boyfriend decided to take me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club pointing to the woman. It was his mother. FML


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On 04/20/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by SuperBunny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML


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On 04/20/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by thompson773 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards that doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a maxi-pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a maxi-pad on my butt. FML


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On 04/18/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Ian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML


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On 04/15/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by christinabear (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breaths on my neck. When I was about to finish he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck/ear and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 8:07am - intimacy - by bodyelectric (woman) - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its' head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 5:59am - kids - by tryena (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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