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K_kanaka

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 37111
  • Number of comments : 269
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About K_kanaka : I was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii(for those that don't know that is the rainy part of the state)
I now live in Honolulu O'ahu for college.
I go on FML to get a good laugh.
I also like to make new friends so message me

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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K_kanaka's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

#18904697
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35207) - you deserved it (7156)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

#18904057
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31298) - you deserved it (2722)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

#18899137
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37739) - you deserved it (2846)

On 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm - love - by sickandtiredofit (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML

#18898578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37241) - you deserved it (2968)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:07pm - work - by emma209 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML

#18898180
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22934) - you deserved it (3710)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:42am - work - by communistgirl (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

#18897176
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27746) - you deserved it (2653)

On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

#18897054
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26092) - you deserved it (7138)

On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

#18896418
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30382) - you deserved it (3895)

On 01/24/2012 at 1:42am - love - by nacho (woman) - United States (California)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32119) - you deserved it (2669)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "shit", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother". FML

#18892248
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26322) - you deserved it (6956)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:26pm - kids - by gloria77 (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43179) - you deserved it (3540)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

#18889421
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42134) - you deserved it (4628)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

#18888534
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19071) - you deserved it (6871)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:27am - health - by Dutchee - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

#18883322
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35884) - you deserved it (5418)

On 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm - love - by Jeff G. - United States (Arkansas)

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

#18881874
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17145) - you deserved it (29388)

On 01/22/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by needanewphone - United States (Illinois)



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