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K_kanaka

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  • Number of visits : 28607
  • Number of comments : 229
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About K_kanaka : I was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii(for those that don't know that is the rainy part of the state)
I now live in Honolulu O'ahu for college.
I go on FML to get a good laugh.
I also like to make new friends so message me

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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K_kanaka's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

#18856263
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26836) - you deserved it (3048)

On 01/19/2012 at 8:46pm - love - by Alejandroc - Honduras (Cortes)

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

#18855245
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6878) - you deserved it (74496)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

#18852472
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7928) - you deserved it (46304)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27222) - you deserved it (1939)

On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML

#18851649
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25756) - you deserved it (2176)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:44am - misc - by handymandy - United States

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

#18851241
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37193) - you deserved it (4068)

On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML

#18850340
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38364) - you deserved it (2378)

On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

#18844690
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30240) - you deserved it (3320)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:57pm - health - by Shameful (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31923) - you deserved it (4993)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31923) - you deserved it (4993)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

#18842582
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23593) - you deserved it (4858)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I'm supposed to start my new job as a Crime Scene Tech. Instead, I managed to electrocute myself with my hairdryer. I'll now have to attempt to explain to them that I really am qualified to safely operate an electrostatic lifting device, and other expensive equipment. FML

#18842553
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18486) - you deserved it (5964)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:15am - work - by Lyn (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

#18841081
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36118) - you deserved it (2622)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35354) - you deserved it (3074)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, I started my new job as a dishwasher, and was very excited since I've been broke for weeks. A few people dined and dashed, apparently for the first time in the restaurant's history. My boss is superstitious. She fired me. FML

#18834092
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28677) - you deserved it (1927)

On 01/17/2012 at 11:08am - work - by broke - Canada (Ontario)



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