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K_kanaka

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K_kanaka

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  • Number of visits : 20916
  • Number of comments : 220
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About K_kanaka : I was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii(for those that don't know that is the rainy part of the state)
I go on FML to get a good laugh.
I also like to make new friends so message me

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K_kanaka's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

#18306408
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9652) - you deserved it (41129)

On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6582) - you deserved it (79797)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML

#18297525
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25445) - you deserved it (3628)

On 11/20/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

#18289580
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29925) - you deserved it (5855)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

#18287242
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15990) - you deserved it (41392)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I was eating cereal while absentmindedly reading the box. I was amused when I found it expires on my birthday. Then I realized it expired on my birthday two years ago. FML

#18286852
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15272) - you deserved it (24237)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by jerdub93 - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML

#18286788
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41065) - you deserved it (3607)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Aleial - United States

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31977) - you deserved it (6413)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

#18275233
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12024) - you deserved it (26495)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by that guy -

Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML

#18272596
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24953) - you deserved it (6156)

On 11/17/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Damnit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

#18272205
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32279) - you deserved it (4695)

On 11/17/2011 at 11:50am - work - by Chubby - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26817) - you deserved it (7950)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29665) - you deserved it (3281)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

#18255210
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35611) - you deserved it (3534)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)



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