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K_kanaka

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  • Number of visits : 28612
  • Number of comments : 229
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About K_kanaka : I was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii(for those that don't know that is the rainy part of the state)
I now live in Honolulu O'ahu for college.
I go on FML to get a good laugh.
I also like to make new friends so message me

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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K_kanaka's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29534) - you deserved it (2777)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML

#18932189
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35144) - you deserved it (2732)

On 01/28/2012 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Innocent (man) -

Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

#18929517
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26930) - you deserved it (2253)

On 01/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by jaycee (woman) - United States

Today, I had to Google how to find the area of a circle. I'm working on my PhD in engineering. FML

#18928299
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9819) - you deserved it (32398)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by pirsquared (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37990) - you deserved it (3000)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30616) - you deserved it (3490)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

#18924732
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24717) - you deserved it (2601)

On 01/27/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by selfesteemboost (woman) - Belize (Belize)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6667) - you deserved it (60463)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13259) - you deserved it (35307)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML

#18921223
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26215) - you deserved it (2724)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm - misc - by HylianFox (woman) - United States

Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML

#18920760
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20980) - you deserved it (6182)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

Today, I had a swollen knee, and was slowly limping to the toilet. All of a sudden, my mom ran past me, beating me to it. As she closed the door, she said, "AT LEAST I CAN RUN!" FML

#18917504
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25813) - you deserved it (2627) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/26/2012 at 5:08pm - health - by Jen_ - France

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13229) - you deserved it (28386)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34841) - you deserved it (2629)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33454) - you deserved it (3579)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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