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K_kanaka

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K_kanaka

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 32686
  • Number of comments : 247
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About K_kanaka : I was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii(for those that don't know that is the rainy part of the state)
I now live in Honolulu O'ahu for college.
I go on FML to get a good laugh.
I also like to make new friends so message me

K_kanaka's page activity

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K_kanaka's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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K_kanaka's favorite FMLs

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

#19159270
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34304) - you deserved it (8096)

On 02/25/2012 at 6:25am - misc - by badmom (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while working as a police dispatcher, I took a call for a motorcycle accident that occurred near my house. After obtaining all the essential information I realized the rider was my brother. He doesn't own a motorcycle, but I do. FML

#19157991
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30674) - you deserved it (2173)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:36am - misc - by Samm Povich - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

#19155355
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10477) - you deserved it (27759)

On 02/24/2012 at 6:01pm - health - by gabby - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML

#19154802
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7617) - you deserved it (30832)

On 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by alex (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14453) - you deserved it (33493)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14453) - you deserved it (33493)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11738) - you deserved it (41188)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26588) - you deserved it (6105)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML

#19139199
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30540) - you deserved it (4028)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12129) - you deserved it (37430)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out why you shouldn't drop instant mashed potatoes in a fish tank, especially when you have expensive fish. FML

#19138431
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7060) - you deserved it (40501)

On 02/22/2012 at 11:47am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

#19137276
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27599) - you deserved it (4808)

On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML

#19134973
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (2117)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by sonofanut - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML

#19131403
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26302) - you deserved it (2117)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - misc - by TheHezzer - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27029) - you deserved it (8368)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia



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