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K_kanaka

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K_kanaka

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  • Number of visits : 16901
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About K_kanaka : I was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii(for those that don't know that is the rainy part of the state)
I go on FML to get a good laugh.
I also like to make new friends so message me

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K_kanaka's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31902) - you deserved it (6399)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

#18275233
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11987) - you deserved it (26438)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by that guy -

Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML

#18272596
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24866) - you deserved it (6149)

On 11/17/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Damnit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

#18272205
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31549) - you deserved it (4618)

On 11/17/2011 at 11:50am - work - by Chubby - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26738) - you deserved it (7941)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

#18260922
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29568) - you deserved it (3276)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

#18255210
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35232) - you deserved it (3498)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12503) - you deserved it (56740)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

#18253944
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33598) - you deserved it (3286)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, a neighbor came by while I was cooking. She asked for some of my cheese, so I gave her a big slice and told her I only had cheddar. She angrily refused to accept the slice, and made her way to my fridge. She then yelled at me for not having an assortment of cheeses. FML

#18253335
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31484) - you deserved it (2928)

On 11/15/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by SetoAyumi - United States (California)

Today, an asshat in a Foghorn Leghorn t-shirt let his piece-of-crap mongrel dog do some sort of rain dance on the roof of my car, scratching the paintwork. He was a huge guy, so my backbone left town and I just smiled as if it was cute. FML

#18251877
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19857) - you deserved it (9723)

On 11/14/2011 at 11:51pm - animals - by MY CAR (man) - United States (California)

Today, my date threw a fit, burst into tears, and made a huge scene in the middle of a crowded restaurant, all because I offered to pay. FML

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girl whose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriend when I explained the first one. FML

#18240312
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15297) - you deserved it (29391)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada



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