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K_kanaka

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 32787
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About K_kanaka : I was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii(for those that don't know that is the rainy part of the state)
I now live in Honolulu O'ahu for college.
I go on FML to get a good laugh.
I also like to make new friends so message me

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K_kanaka's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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K_kanaka's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9657) - you deserved it (33026)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17655) - you deserved it (45370)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

#19183554
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15738) - you deserved it (21196)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

#19183554
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15738) - you deserved it (21196)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML

#19182227
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15346) - you deserved it (30759)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by none - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

#19182040
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29784) - you deserved it (2510)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

#19182040
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29784) - you deserved it (2510)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28060) - you deserved it (2187)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

#19180349
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20662) - you deserved it (12082)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by poop - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

#19177249
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23415) - you deserved it (2610)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37073) - you deserved it (5497)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17268) - you deserved it (29645)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

#19164733
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30561) - you deserved it (2859)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to take a peek in my fiancé's vow book to see how far he's got. The only thing in there was the lyrics to a song from the movie Shrek. FML

#19164325
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10472) - you deserved it (24739)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by KMO - United States

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26054) - you deserved it (1995)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel



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