K_kanaka

Search for a member

Offline (the 05/27/2016 at 4:29am)

K_kanaka

15Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 August 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 43984
  • Number of comments : 275
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About K_kanaka : I was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii(for those that don't know that is the rainy part of the state)
I now live in Honolulu O'ahu for college.
I go on FML to get a good laugh.
I also like to make new friends so message me

K_kanaka's page activity

Visits<b>frecklesrose93</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 10:27pm<b>walid820014</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 1:44pm<b>Jkalia</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 1:41am<b>1915destroyer</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 6:08pm<b>whysobeachy</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 1:45pm<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 8:49pm<b>courtly25</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 11:13pm<b>Cdwoods</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 11:24pm<b>mthurston</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 1:08pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 9:46am<b>Mons</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 5:00pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:57pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:24pm<b>jman1324</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 2:34pm<b>NateC27</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 10:18am<b>DonkeyKongDaddy</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 5:41pm<b>LordGiblett</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 6:30pm<b>Tymaster5</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:49am

Fucked!<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 4:30am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 3:28am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 3:00am<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 1:53pm<b>PicanteSeed</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:53am<b>luridz</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 2:31pm<b>meowimmakat</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 11:01am<b>demonddm</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 11:54am<b>Gregor1234</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 1:28am<b>TheRainbowAgent</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 1:00am<b>Aseemdawg</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 1:41am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 4:08am<b>Angelkisses130</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 12:15am<b>watermelon15</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 3:31pm

K_kanaka's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of K_kanaka's badges

K_kanaka's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 12:35am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2013 at 3:16pm / United States (New Mexico) / Health

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

by Anonymous / 10/20/2013 at 3:56pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it. I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway. It wouldn't open. Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run. My brother's a cretin. FML

by Anonymous / 10/19/2013 at 4:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw my drunk dad chasing my uncle on a tractor while bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

by overly nationalistic redneck / 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

by O-|---<=~ / 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide, and apparently some people find it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML

by Quasimodo / 10/18/2013 at 8:40am / Norway (Hordaland) / Work

Today, I started training as a bartender. My very first client told me how his wife is sleeping with her sister's husband. He then told me that all the women he knows only want sex, and asked me why "we" were like that. He could be my dad. FML

by nerdywaitress / 10/18/2013 at 1:14am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML

by Elcam / 10/16/2013 at 4:22am / Belgium / Work

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

by highlydisgusted / 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

by erockinthesuburb / 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Health

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 5:48pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML

by secretsmakefriends / 10/15/2013 at 5:43pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Miscellaneous