Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

K_kanaka

Online | Search for a member

K_kanaka

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 22604
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About K_kanaka : I was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii(for those that don't know that is the rainy part of the state)
I go on FML to get a good laugh.
I also like to make new friends so message me

K_kanaka's page activity

Visits<b>kitten1800</b> - yesterday at 5:02pm<b>Becca_Bear_98</b> - yesterday at 4:55am<b>andrew240</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 11:00am<b>Enkeria</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 12:24pm<b>Classy_Sassy_15</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 9:38am<b>Miizuo</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 3:01am<b>JuliaaNoelle</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 11:28pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 5:42pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 8:28am<b>LiveLifeAllDay</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 10:42am<b>Flaco78</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 4:39am<b>angelk19</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 12:38am<b>isabellasimone</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 6:19pm<b>ola__9213</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 4:03pm<b>kinzopinzi</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 2:12pm<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 10:05pm<b>Lanker</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 8:49am<b>terryaly</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 4:05am

Liked!<b>ChloeLentin</b> - the 05/13/2014 at 2:06pm

K_kanaka's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

See all of K_kanaka's badges

K_kanaka's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27029) - you deserved it (3793)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

#18744677
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49265) - you deserved it (46285)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52454) - you deserved it (4471)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

#18742871
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26787) - you deserved it (2669)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

#18741801
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19614) - you deserved it (9592)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by scardeycat13 - United States (New York)

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29171) - you deserved it (2768)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

#18736387
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31635) - you deserved it (3563)

On 01/07/2012 at 2:47pm - love - by Forever Alone x2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to discipline my two year old son. Whenever I do this, he starts pointing and imitating me, and I can't help but laugh. This explains why he never listens to me. FML

#18735409
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8532) - you deserved it (32562)

On 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

#18734147
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29437) - you deserved it (13050)

On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19954) - you deserved it (39236)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12081) - you deserved it (55675)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47926) - you deserved it (3950)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

#18728247
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30266) - you deserved it (2637)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31720) - you deserved it (4844)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31720) - you deserved it (4844)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: