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K_kanaka

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K_kanaka

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  • Number of visits : 30690
  • Number of comments : 236
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About K_kanaka : I was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii(for those that don't know that is the rainy part of the state)
I now live in Honolulu O'ahu for college.
I go on FML to get a good laugh.
I also like to make new friends so message me

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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K_kanaka's favorite FMLs

Today... mah family made a fake boyfriend fir me on Facebook... since it's been so long since I had one. I acceptd the relationship request to try an trick people into thinking I actually had a boyfriend. FML

#19200358
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8818) - you deserved it (24835)

On 03/02/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after a nice swim at te local pool, I ran into a naked girl in te sowers!! Se screamed, kicked me in te nuts and ran off!! I still ave no clue wat se was doing in te men's sower room!! FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36470) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9650) - you deserved it (33001)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Taday after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow , he found me later , in her room , with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17648) - you deserved it (45344)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

#19183554
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15719) - you deserved it (21171)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

#19183554
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15719) - you deserved it (21171)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday , I realized u should always knock on yur parents' door before entering. looool Even at 6:30 am. mega FML

#19182227
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15332) - you deserved it (30730)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by none - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. mega FML

#19182040
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29051) - you deserved it (2456)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. mega FML

#19182040
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29051) - you deserved it (2456)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my grandma saamingly dacidad tat it was a raally nica day to put my cat in ta dryar. FML

#19180967
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28025) - you deserved it (2184)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

2day my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious srens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and looool turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

#19180349
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19098) - you deserved it (11531)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by poop - United States

Today, my friend an I were playing football in te street, wen out of nowere a omeles man sucker punce me in te gut, grabs my football, an runs away lauging like a maniac.

#19177249
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23376) - you deserved it (2609)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation an having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just poopd out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, an I'm still going. I've passd the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37043) - you deserved it (5493)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, an African-American family cummed into the restaurant athich I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17257) - you deserved it (29619)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today... I Was Babysitting. Everything Was Going Well Until The Kid Called 911 On Me Fir Making Him Eat His Vegetables. Fat FML

#19164733
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30528) - you deserved it (2858)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)



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