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K_kanaka

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K_kanaka

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 37315
  • Number of comments : 271
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About K_kanaka : I was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii(for those that don't know that is the rainy part of the state)
I now live in Honolulu O'ahu for college.
I go on FML to get a good laugh.
I also like to make new friends so message me

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K_kanaka's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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K_kanaka's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML

#13536174
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27584) - you deserved it (3729)

On 10/21/2010 at 10:48am - health - by catattack78 (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at work, my boss made me spend a hour trying to catch a baby raccoon in the parking lot. I'm a bank teller. FML

#13525218
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26620) - you deserved it (3134)

On 10/20/2010 at 2:08pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked into my home office and said F*** you! Then she ran to my husband and said "Did I say it right?" FML

#13484178
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37227) - you deserved it (4884)

On 10/17/2010 at 9:55am - kids - by Ashley Marshburn - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend's family approves of me, not because I'm friendly and intelligent, but because I'm an adequate addition to their gene pool. FML

#13458555
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21544) - you deserved it (3864)

On 10/15/2010 at 12:40pm - misc - by nick92 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents told me I was adopted. I can understand parents waiting for a child to be old enough to understand, but I'm 33 years old. FML

#13455884
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32801) - you deserved it (2335)

On 10/15/2010 at 4:05am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML

#13442740
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37698) - you deserved it (3036)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by tman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

#13413623
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36730) - you deserved it (2820)

On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

#13413623
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36730) - you deserved it (2820)

On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML

#13380605
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29864) - you deserved it (2924)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:54pm - misc - by Sean - United States (California)

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

#13373695
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31762) - you deserved it (9271)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

#13372887
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22825) - you deserved it (6544)

On 10/09/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Rob - United States (New York)

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

#13372887
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22825) - you deserved it (6544)

On 10/09/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Rob - United States (New York)

Today, to spice things up a bit my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML

#13297808
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11517) - you deserved it (34061)

On 10/03/2010 at 12:27am - intimacy - by EffinAhole - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to sit on the ground next to my crush at our college's free concert. Just as I took the final step toward him, somone ran into me causing me to trip and kick him in the crotch. He had to go to the emergency room. FML

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

#13241865
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42389) - you deserved it (3029)

On 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)



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