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K_kanaka

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K_kanaka

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 37073
  • Number of comments : 269
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About K_kanaka : I was born and raised in Hilo, Hawaii(for those that don't know that is the rainy part of the state)
I now live in Honolulu O'ahu for college.
I go on FML to get a good laugh.
I also like to make new friends so message me

K_kanaka's page activity

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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K_kanaka's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML

#21443815
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28481) - you deserved it (3788)

On 07/19/2015 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

#21443788
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23786) - you deserved it (2676)

On 07/18/2015 at 11:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

#21443446
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25461) - you deserved it (2765)

On 07/18/2015 at 7:09am - intimacy - by henhouse - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

#21443152
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26518) - you deserved it (1695)

On 07/17/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML

#21442865
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (3208)

On 07/17/2015 at 3:04am - love - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend didn't break up with me, but his mom did. FML

Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML

#21442166
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30677) - you deserved it (2861)

On 07/15/2015 at 6:02pm - misc - by Razz - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my musically-molested brother gave me a One Direction album for my birthday. FML

#21442047
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22560) - you deserved it (4655)

On 07/15/2015 at 1:14pm - misc - by thanks diptard (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML

#21441433
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27487) - you deserved it (1562)

On 07/14/2015 at 6:33am - misc - by ow my kidneys (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 weeks showed up at my house at 7 AM. I was about to give him a kiss when he said, "Good morning, is Sarah here?" I was confused until I realized he didn't recognize me because I had no make up on. FML

Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML

#21441357
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23484) - you deserved it (19387)

On 07/14/2015 at 1:03am - intimacy - by EternalBlossom (woman) - United States

Today, after coming home from an AFL match in Melbourne at about 11pm, I saw a woman asleep on the train as we neared the end of the line. Being a nice person, I went to wake her, to which she started screaming and trying to punch me. FML

#21439964
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22099) - you deserved it (2644)

On 07/11/2015 at 8:51am - misc - by anon - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dog brought me a a dead rabbit. It so happened to be the rabbit a group of neighborhood kids were looking for after they lost it yesterday. I just had to hide a body for my dog. FML

Today, I got a nose piercing. I was asleep at the time in my backyard, and the piercer was a snake. FML

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

#21439620
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27566) - you deserved it (2631)

On 07/10/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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