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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 19 posted

About KY_Jelly : There- "There it is!"
They're- "They're going to the movies."
Their- "I'm washing their dog."

Your- "Is this your sweater?"
You're- "You're an amazing cook!"

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Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML


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