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Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 7:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 11:13am - health - by Screwed in Seattle - United States (California)
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 11:13am - health - by Screwed in Seattle - United States (California)
Today, I received the 'special' present my mother had sent me for my 21st birthday. I opened the box and saw that my mother had picked out, accessorized and shipped to me, in college, a doll. FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Florida_1827 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by nanuka_g - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 12:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by kaitlin - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I got a letter in the mail, my mother has applied for a reduction in her child support payments for my brother and I. She's paid $10 child support in 16 years. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 9:23am - money - by bluewatersify - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 6:50am - misc - by harrypottermuch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 12:03am - work - by beckbm23 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by NoseInPain (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
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On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML
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On 06/01/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Boarder - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
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On 05/30/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by whoahshloann (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I talked to my boss about the fact that I have been diagnosed as bipolar and I am having a really hard time with it. He told me to look on the bright side, now that I'm crazy I will never have to do Jury Duty. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 1:08pm - health - by crazymuch - Canada (Ontario)
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